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The secrets to seducing Ghastly [May. 24th, 2008|03:47 am]
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Well I was out of the bar tonight. There was a guy there who was a friend of the bartender, nice guy. He had brought his friend with him. It was his friend's first time at a gay bar and his birthday to boot.

He came over to me to talk about how he had just come out of the closet and wanted to kiss a guy. He'd never kissed a guy before. He was probably almost 7 feet tall, older than me, lots of scruff on the face and had an alcohol fueled confident aggressiveness. So I was younger, prettier, and shorter. Well you don't have to be Cosplay Girl to figure out where that one's going. He beat around the bush for a bit and then asked if I could be his first guy kiss. I laughed and asked him if this was a come-on and he was quite sincere that this was his first night out. So I agreed.

He managed to hit three main points for seducing Ghastly.

1) Play with the hair. I go all melty when people play with my hair.
2) grab me tightly.
3) Go for the neck. This works for girls and for guys, but guys you have an added bonus here is you have scratchy stubble on your face and rub it against my neck. Girls you can accomplish much with kisses, nibble, and playful licks and sucks on the neck. My neck is probably my biggest erogenous zone.

That was pretty good. The actual kiss was a little too drunk and sloppy, but hey it was his birthday. So after he kissed me he looked at me rather shocked and just said "Wow... oh wow... oh wow..." then he grabbed me again and turned to his friend and asked in a pleading voice, "Can I keep him?" To which I burst out laughing.

No, I'm sorry newly outed gay man. You can't keep the Ghastly. Ghastly may only be enjoyed for a certain number of hours then he must be set free to enjoy others. If you were good you may get to enjoy the Ghastly again at a later date but no man nor woman can own the Ghastly.

It was a very cute night.

I also found out from my friend the Bartender that a number of guys he serves mention to him that they'd really, really like to get to know me in a biblical sense. Damnit! Telling it to the bartender does no good. Come up and talk to me.
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[User Picture]From: mature
2008-05-24 08:46 am (UTC)

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Heck, I've wanted to seduce the Ghastly since way back in the days of AGNPH. Sadly neither of us were single and we were in two different countries.

However, let me jot this down now...
[User Picture]From: littleminx
2008-05-24 08:47 am (UTC)

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Pics or it didn't happen!!
[User Picture]From: d_kitten_bitten
2008-05-26 03:10 am (UTC)

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DOUBLE. Pix, you sexy bastard, or it didn't happen.

- Dee
[User Picture]From: acelightning
2008-05-24 09:26 am (UTC)

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I'd like to tell six or seven of my gay friends to go visit Hamilton... what was the name of that bar again?

From: amethest
2008-05-25 07:40 am (UTC)

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Icon love!
[User Picture]From: notorious_oit
2008-05-24 02:14 pm (UTC)

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*drool* Hot boys making out gives me thigh sweats.
[User Picture]From: chaotic_nipple
2008-05-24 02:21 pm (UTC)

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It's 'cuz yer a pretty-boy, and therefore intimidating. If you were homely, you'd get hit on all time.
[User Picture]From: kebbi_
2008-05-24 02:21 pm (UTC)

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I also have a love for big stubbly bearded men. It's too bad they normally drool to themselves and grunt about how they'd like to 'do' you, only not TOO you.

If only they knew what they were missing, eh?
[User Picture]From: neko_masume
2008-05-24 09:02 pm (UTC)

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9 out 10 times, Bears scare the shit out of me >.>
[User Picture]From: mountapex
2008-05-24 02:23 pm (UTC)

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Ghastly, the better question is how many people WOULDN'T want to know you in the biblical sense. My guess is that it's probably much less than the ones who want to "meet ya".
From: nellly69
2008-05-24 04:47 pm (UTC)

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Your journal is beautiful!
[User Picture]From: lovepoopy
2008-05-24 05:04 pm (UTC)

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Gzuh...

Sometimes I wish I could be a gay man. *wistful sigh*
[User Picture]From: katharinakatt
2008-05-27 05:46 pm (UTC)

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ditto
[User Picture]From: gyokutogirl
2008-05-24 06:18 pm (UTC)

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*Begins auctioning furniture for bus ticket to Hamilton*
[User Picture]From: acelightning
2008-05-25 07:59 am (UTC)

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You'll probably get there before I do, so leave some for me!

From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-24 08:11 pm (UTC)

Stop be so loose!

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Bi or not, stop acting so slutty. Don't give it up so easily.
[User Picture]From: ghastlycomic
2008-05-24 10:51 pm (UTC)

Re: Stop be so loose!

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Hey! He'll always remember me as his first gay kiss. To me that's hot!
From: rashind
2008-05-24 08:41 pm (UTC)

Don't listen to anonymous!

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How do you feel about traps? =D
[User Picture]From: ghastlycomic
2008-05-24 10:50 pm (UTC)

Re: Don't listen to anonymous!

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I like to get caught in them.
[User Picture]From: sheramil
2008-05-24 11:03 pm (UTC)

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dear god, if Woody Harrelson can pretend to sling suds for howevermany seasons of "Cheers", i'm sure you can pick it up in a one week course at the local college. then they can tell you how hot that new bartender is.
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[User Picture]From: acelightning
2008-05-25 08:04 am (UTC)

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Learning to be a bartender takes more than a week, but only because you have to learn the recipes for a long list of different drinks. (A family member took a course in it over one summer when he was in grad school.) Ghastly would make a very good bartender, I think - good-looking and funny. Pour me another one, handsome... make it a double...

From: scatterjack
2008-05-25 06:57 am (UTC)

you rock!

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:)
From: amethest
2008-05-25 07:43 am (UTC)

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*blinks*

You're bi?

I've been following your journal for years, and your comics for years before that...and somehow that didn't occur to me.

I think it's because I know a lot of straight men who are secure enough in their own sexuality to flirt and makes sexy jokes but don't really go anywhere with it.

You do realize you've just engendered your own species of slash/hentai, right?
[User Picture]From: kytheriakhthoni
2008-05-26 11:21 pm (UTC)

You're bi?

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You must have missed his coming out post in July
[User Picture]From: acelightning
2008-05-25 08:06 am (UTC)

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Incidentally, that userpic makes you look like a drunkenly disheveled 16-year-old "naughty schoolboy"...

[User Picture]From: ghastlycomic
2008-05-25 12:53 pm (UTC)

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It's me doing the "I fap to this" pose.

[User Picture]From: revlemming
2008-05-25 05:06 pm (UTC)

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*Also takes notes*


Gosh, Ghastly, you're like Motley Crue, with a global network of willing concubines. I have to say that I approve.
From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-25 11:31 pm (UTC)

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I'm 6'1 and stubbly bearded with a shaved head and a goatee. I'm also all baby faced and young lookin - so I look just like a baby bear.

When I cover gay pride events for the magazine - my wife has frequently had to save me from very large scary men who want to make me their cub.

Unfortunately, my taste in boys runs to submissive, androdgynous boys, not hyper agressive bears. The cute ones never hit on me.
[User Picture]From: d_kitten_bitten
2008-05-26 03:12 am (UTC)

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Oh Ghastly, you adorable whore. You're on my list of People To Nom While I'm In Canada, if I ever make it up there.

- Dee
[User Picture]From: salzara_tirwen
2008-05-26 05:01 am (UTC)

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So, you're basically the Captain Jack Harkness of webcartoonists.

... Planning to visit Virginia anytime soon?

GHASTLY SNOGTOUR 2008! Yeah, that's what you need to do. (Heh. Literal fanservice?)
[User Picture]From: ysabel
2008-06-12 04:00 am (UTC)

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Oh, god, I was already lusting after Ghastly and then you had to go and compare him to my other utter lust object... *pant*
[User Picture]From: velvetalchemist
2008-05-26 06:06 am (UTC)

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Quote.
He managed to hit three main points for seducing Ghastly.

1) Play with the hair. I go all melty when people play with my hair.
2) grab me tightly.
3) Go for the neck. This works for girls and for guys, but guys you have an added bonus here is you have scratchy stubble on your face and rub it against my neck. Girls you can accomplish much with kisses, nibble, and playful licks and sucks on the neck. My neck is probably my biggest erogenous zone.

Unquote.

Well... that makes two of us. We should start a community. :)

no man nor woman can own the Ghastly.
So... you're a free-range Ghastly? I dig it.
I've got this mental image of you as some kind of Johnny Appleseed character, going from bar to bar liberating the sexually repressed. I like what I'm seeing. :D
[User Picture]From: salzara_tirwen
2008-05-27 03:23 am (UTC)

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...Three.
From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-26 01:03 pm (UTC)

Dear Ghastly

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This may be the wrong place to put this, but the contact button on your site doesn't work.


Will you ever return to Ghastly's Ghastly Comics?
[User Picture]From: ghastlycomic
2008-05-26 04:51 pm (UTC)

Re: Dear Ghastly

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I probably will but not on a regular schedule. Just a one-off now and then the way Clay does with Sexy Losers. When I do get back into comics full time it's going to be with Polly.

I also want to do a romantic comedy mini-series staring Freddy and Chick-boy.
[User Picture]From: katharinakatt
2008-05-27 05:44 pm (UTC)

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Slutty boy. ;) Maybe not owned, but wants to be 'collared' ;)

Glad you're having fun.

Wish I was there to fight over you. ;p

I so LOVE playing/pulling hair. You have nice hair for that. ;)
[User Picture]From: okamiaku
2008-05-29 04:30 am (UTC)

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That guys story sounds exactly like the one I use or I use for my friends and clubs and bars. "Hey its my first time, here and its my birthday"
Works for either sex equally well.
[User Picture]From: lighttirade
2008-05-29 05:47 pm (UTC)

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Hell, I'd like to know you in the biblical sense...

If I'm ever up across the border I'll try to let you know in person. Or I could just tell a random bartender, that'll eventually get back to you. :P
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