The secrets to seducing Ghastly
He came over to me to talk about how he had just come out of the closet and wanted to kiss a guy. He'd never kissed a guy before. He was probably almost 7 feet tall, older than me, lots of scruff on the face and had an alcohol fueled confident aggressiveness. So I was younger, prettier, and shorter. Well you don't have to be Cosplay Girl to figure out where that one's going. He beat around the bush for a bit and then asked if I could be his first guy kiss. I laughed and asked him if this was a come-on and he was quite sincere that this was his first night out. So I agreed.
He managed to hit three main points for seducing Ghastly.
1) Play with the hair. I go all melty when people play with my hair.
2) grab me tightly.
3) Go for the neck. This works for girls and for guys, but guys you have an added bonus here is you have scratchy stubble on your face and rub it against my neck. Girls you can accomplish much with kisses, nibble, and playful licks and sucks on the neck. My neck is probably my biggest erogenous zone.
That was pretty good. The actual kiss was a little too drunk and sloppy, but hey it was his birthday. So after he kissed me he looked at me rather shocked and just said "Wow... oh wow... oh wow..." then he grabbed me again and turned to his friend and asked in a pleading voice, "Can I keep him?" To which I burst out laughing.
No, I'm sorry newly outed gay man. You can't keep the Ghastly. Ghastly may only be enjoyed for a certain number of hours then he must be set free to enjoy others. If you were good you may get to enjoy the Ghastly again at a later date but no man nor woman can own the Ghastly.
It was a very cute night.
I also found out from my friend the Bartender that a number of guys he serves mention to him that they'd really, really like to get to know me in a biblical sense. Damnit! Telling it to the bartender does no good. Come up and talk to me.