Heck, I've wanted to seduce the Ghastly since way back in the days of AGNPH. Sadly neither of us were single and we were in two different countries.
However, let me jot this down now...
Pics or it didn't happen!!
DOUBLE. Pix, you sexy bastard, or it didn't happen.
I'd like to tell six or seven of my gay friends to go visit Hamilton... what was the name of that bar again?
*drool* Hot boys making out gives me thigh sweats.
It's 'cuz yer a pretty-boy, and therefore intimidating. If you were homely, you'd get hit on all time.
I also have a love for big stubbly bearded men. It's too bad they normally drool to themselves and grunt about how they'd like to 'do' you, only not TOO you.
If only they knew what they were missing, eh?
9 out 10 times, Bears scare the shit out of me >.>
Ghastly, the better question is how many people WOULDN'T want to know you in the biblical sense. My guess is that it's probably much less than the ones who want to "meet ya".
Your journal is beautiful!
Sometimes I wish I could be a gay man. *wistful sigh*
*Begins auctioning furniture for bus ticket to Hamilton*
You'll probably get there before I do, so leave some for me!
2008-05-24 08:11 pm (UTC)
Stop be so loose!
Bi or not, stop acting so slutty. Don't give it up so easily.
Hey! He'll always remember me as his first gay kiss. To me that's hot!
2008-05-24 08:41 pm (UTC)
Don't listen to anonymous!
How do you feel about traps? =D
2008-05-24 10:50 pm (UTC)
Re: Don't listen to anonymous!
I like to get caught in them.
dear god, if Woody Harrelson can pretend to sling suds for howevermany seasons of "Cheers", i'm sure you can pick it up in a one week course at the local college. then they can tell you how hot that new bartender is.
Learning to be a bartender takes more than a week, but only because you have to learn the recipes for a long list of different drinks. (A family member took a course in it over one summer when he was in grad school.) Ghastly would make a very good bartender, I think - good-looking and funny. Pour me another one, handsome... make it a double...
I've been following your journal for years, and your comics for years before that...and somehow that didn't occur to me.
I think it's because I know a lot of straight men who are secure enough in their own sexuality to flirt and makes sexy jokes but don't really go anywhere with it.
You do realize you've just engendered your own species of slash/hentai, right?
Incidentally, that userpic makes you look like a drunkenly disheveled 16-year-old "naughty schoolboy"...
It's me doing the "I fap to this" pose.
*Also takes notes*
Gosh, Ghastly, you're like Motley Crue, with a global network of willing concubines. I have to say that I approve.
2008-05-25 11:31 pm (UTC)
I'm 6'1 and stubbly bearded with a shaved head and a goatee. I'm also all baby faced and young lookin - so I look just like a baby bear.
When I cover gay pride events for the magazine - my wife has frequently had to save me from very large scary men who want to make me their cub.
Unfortunately, my taste in boys runs to submissive, androdgynous boys, not hyper agressive bears. The cute ones never hit on me.
Oh Ghastly, you adorable whore. You're on my list of People To Nom While I'm In Canada, if I ever make it up there.
Oh, god, I was already lusting after Ghastly and then you had to go and compare him to my other utter lust object... *pant*
He managed to hit three main points for seducing Ghastly.
1) Play with the hair. I go all melty when people play with my hair.
2) grab me tightly.
3) Go for the neck. This works for girls and for guys, but guys you have an added bonus here is you have scratchy stubble on your face and rub it against my neck. Girls you can accomplish much with kisses, nibble, and playful licks and sucks on the neck. My neck is probably my biggest erogenous zone.
Well... that makes two of us. We should start a community. :)
no man nor woman can own the Ghastly.
So... you're a free-range Ghastly? I dig it.
I've got this mental image of you as some kind of Johnny Appleseed character, going from bar to bar liberating the sexually repressed. I like what I'm seeing. :D
2008-05-26 01:03 pm (UTC)
This may be the wrong place to put this, but the contact button on your site doesn't work.
Will you ever return to Ghastly's Ghastly Comics?
I probably will but not on a regular schedule. Just a one-off now and then the way Clay does with Sexy Losers
. When I do get back into comics full time it's going to be with Polly.
I also want to do a romantic comedy mini-series staring Freddy and Chick-boy.
Slutty boy. ;) Maybe not owned, but wants to be 'collared' ;)
Glad you're having fun.
Wish I was there to fight over you. ;p
I so LOVE playing/pulling hair. You have nice hair for that. ;)
That guys story sounds exactly like the one I use or I use for my friends and clubs and bars. "Hey its my first time, here and its my birthday"
Works for either sex equally well.
Hell, I'd like to know you in the biblical sense...
If I'm ever up across the border I'll try to let you know in person. Or I could just tell a random bartender, that'll eventually get back to you. :P