Sir, you just broke his world.
Damn, I wish I could have been there to see that.
i've always tried to tell people, drunken style and animal styles are quite practical. you just need to be in the right situation.
wasn't aware you were a practitioner of the art. northern shaolin, hung gar, wingchun or other?
I really need to use the phrase "this will be the most awesome way you've ever had your ass kicked" in a conversation some time. Thanks for that, Uncle G, you've just made an utterly shitty week slightly less shity, and for that, you have my gratitude.
Uncle Ghastly you are so fine.
LMFAO! That was a fantastic story, thanks so much for sharing it.
you are the Awesome!
i can only hope that were i ever mugged i could have just the same reaction and result.
i want my kids to grow up to be JUST like you (pipe, gimp stick and all)
laughing all the way to the dark alley to see if it works . . .
I deleted my last comment due to there not being a reason to possibly accidentally trumping your story.
But yeah, I think you've been channeling me.
Unka G, that truly made my month. You rock.
See? Drunks *are* dangerous!
Somewhere, in darkest Hamilton, sits the broken shell of a man. A former mugger. He just sits and rocks back and forth, bopping his scalp off the wall and muttering about a crazy stick fighting drunken sketch artist.
I hope you're proud of yourself Ghastly.
(Seriously proud, lol. That was the funniest scary mugging story I've heard today!)
That is the COOLEST story I've heard in dealing with a mugger... it made my morning!
Hahahaha, that story KICKED ass *thumbs up*
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Ghastly, you are the only the second person I've known in 59 years who could manage to have fun while being mugged. And the other guy was an Israeli commando (in the NYC subway, in 1966). You give lunacy a good name.
Oh dear god. Some fool tried to mug a *commando*?
I love it when an unplanned plan comes together. :-)
More than anything, it's the being laughed at that does it. Trust me when I say I understand. :D
You should still report it to the police, of course... and I'm sure you can describe the guy perfectly, since you probably saw every possible emotion cross his face throughout your little chat...
Good ass-kicking, Mr. Ghastly..!!
I love the "go on, try to take my wallet..." and him just backing away... this is STREET THEATRE at its most alive and dangerous. You're my hero!
nice... very nice work...
Well played that man, I recommend giving your Sifu a call and having a good laugh over a whisky.
You lucky bastard, six years of Mi Zong Luo Han, and no muggings. *sigh*
Kickass. Absolutely kickass.
Best story ever. Next con, you need to have a panel on kicking ass.
I'M HERE TO LEARN HOW TO KICK ASS FROM UNCLE GHASTLY.
"I'M HERE TO LEARN HOW TO KICK ASS FROM UNCLE GHASTLY."
May I sigquote this, please?
That is perhaps the single coolest thing I've ever heard in my life.
i'd have made the scumbag break RULE #1
2007-06-11 05:52 pm (UTC)
You'd make him talk about 4chan?